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(: Awesome Signatures :)

(: Awesome Signatures :)

Posted April 29th, 2010 by Sophia-Rae

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by Venus
in a land of broken dolls, bronze sunsets, and hearts that always loves true

Here are some signatures, funny, weird, awestatical, and inspirational... Enough chit-chat more quotes -- here we go:

PS: Feel free to put these in your sig!

 

OMG The rain is WET.

 

I'm Just a Brunette with a lot of Blonde moments.

 

What's the number for 911!!!!

 

If you've ever ran into a solid glass door, put this in your sig

 

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!

 

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

 

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems!

 

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

 

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

 

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

 

Only in America do banks leave both doors wide open and chain pens to desks.

 

We live in a age where pizza gets to your door faster than an ambulense.

 

I'm so smart I don't know what I'm saying half the time

 

Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

 

I'm insane... what are you?

 

cute, but psycho... things even out...

 

I smile because I have no idea what's going on...

 

 


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Ha! I like these! Insanity

Ha! I like these!

Insanity is my magic...

Posted by Stara Aquila on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 16:53
THAT WAS BANSHEE

THAT WAS BANSHEE FUNNY!!!!

If you think automatic doors are The Force, put this in your sig. When life gives you Skittles, chuck it in a guy's face and say, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

Posted by Avianna on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 16:56
My sister likes the one: 

My sister likes the one:  OMG the rain is WET!

It is awesome!!!!

95% would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON (Edward Cullen - Twilight, New Moon) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FRONTFLIP!!" copy this and paste it in your signature

Posted by Emma on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 17:04
Here's soemthing I saw on a

Here's soemthing I saw on a magnent, the "You laugh because I'm different" one reminded me of it, it doesn't make sesne unless you have a sister though:

I'm smiling because your my sister, I'm laughing because you can't do anything about it.

"You drive me pineapples!" "Don't you mean bananas?" "Yes, yes! The whole fruit salad!" ~Me and my friend discussing fruit

Posted by Estrella Bonita on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 19:28
These r awesome! I have one:

These r awesome! I have one: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but you are the only one who gets the warm feeling it brings.

Dreams are just fantasies until you throw them down a well- Me (I just randomly thought of this)

Posted by Witch Maiden on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 00:26
These r awesome! I have one:

These r awesome! I have one: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but you are the only one who gets the warm feeling it brings.

Dreams are just fantasies until you throw them down a well- Me (I just randomly thought of this)

Posted by Witch Maiden on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 00:26
I know Witch Maiden!!! But

I know Witch Maiden!!! But everyone think Sarah, a fellow kidspubber, though of it, but I found it on the Internet

~*Sophie*~
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"If you don't dream, how else are you to experience the impossible?" ~ Me

Posted by ~Sophie~ on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 06:30
I love these!!!!!!!!!! Did

I love these!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know a buffalo can row a boat to Mexico and hoe and grow and play a game of Bingo with an indigo flamingo and play a cello for a jello-loving hobo? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by Maddie on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 21:47
you forgot mine and this

you forgot mine and this one: i lost ya. the voices in my head started speaking spanish

ya know? i dont know what my signature is

Posted by Rachel on Sat, 05/15/2010 - 23:46
Awesome!!!    "Are you

Awesome!!! 

 

"Are you suggesting, coconuts migrate?"- monty python and the holy grail

I Salvador (Sam) have pledged to comment on every single story I read. I have joined the commenting revolution! Post this on your bio or signature if you want to join!

Posted by Salvador (Sam) on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 20:27
I had an idea to make one of

I had an idea to make one of these but seems like someone already did it before me

 

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A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

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