!Banana!Cream!Pie!In!Your!Face! (Chapter 1)

by Steven in Illinois

Chat room 1: Girl Power

!Banana!Cream!Pie!in!your!face! has logged into group chat room 1.

Mrs. BiEber! Has logged in.

I_Kill_U has logged in.

Yo guys, what’s up? By the way, sorry about slamming that pie yesterday Kate. But Justin Bieber is not ever going to be ur stupid boyfriend.

But he is!!!! JJJ

I can kill u, my screen Name says so!

I have a lock and load of about 500 pies today newbies. So shut up, and listen.

-_-

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Anyways, here are my plans. That doomsday prom next week is going to be a nightmare. But, just for fun, let’s tell who we’re going with

Darn those teachers, forcing us to go there AND we have to dance. L

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My first kiss went a little like this!!!!!!!

Did u really kiss?

Heck no. I only do that when I’m drunk.

Have U even BEEN drunk?!

Yes. I apparently raided 15 lemonade stands, stole 8 bottles of Miller Lite, and was the source of 2 car crashes.

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Anyways, back to the prom. I want to say Justin Bieber, but he’s not going, so…OL. Anyways, my next choice would be Tyzek

Who’s that?

That was John Kin’s Nickname.

Yeah, it meant Tie That. Each time, when the game depended on him when there was a tie, he’d mess up like ****.

Lol. I’d love to see that more often.

Hrm…now I’m not sure if I should go with him. :

Go with somebody more dreamy

Like?

Me?

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Sux for u Luda.

**** her, she’s too screwed up anyway.

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Yo, wat’s up guys? Where’s Kate? She said she would meet me.

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What? What? Tell me? Come on?

Long story. All I’m saying is, blame Terry.

Oh, look at the time! I g2g before mom get’s mad for too much internet time! (and, of course, before that diva runs over and kills me with a pie).

I CAN SEE THAT! AND I WON’T be doing it. I’m too nice :D

U won’t! YAY! :D

Yup, instead, I’m running over and Killin You with my especially sharp-heeled high heels.

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OH SNAP! BYE GUYS, SEE U IN HEAVEN! Or, can I run over to ur house, Jeremy?

Sure, but don’t tear the place down with ur loud radio with that boxer.

I’m not going to! Thank U so Much! I’m…AAAAAAAHHHHH SHE’S HERE HOLY…

I’m$Luda%Featuring*Ke$ha has been disconnected.

……. He’s screwed, knowing Felicia. She can kill even better than I can.

Sigh…girls….let’s go and see how Terry’s doing with those heels. I’ve fallen victim to those darn heels. They basically killed meh. I’m bringing some pies.

I’ll bring a chainsaw.

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Results: They both got there and saw Terry, who had been screaming for help, but his Mom had gone out to shop. All three tried to fight Felicia, and ended up creating A dog Pile in the front driveway which included them, a chainsaw, a rubber chicken, a wooden sword, two knives, a chainsaw, and of course, they were Covered with cream from 800 banana cream pies.

End of Chapter