!Banana!Cream!Pie!In!Your!Face! (Intro)

by Steven in Illinois

I'm back. Yup, after about a month. A new story is soon getting published. Do you want to try it out? Perry's almost done.

WARNING! THIS STORY IS STRONGLY CAUTIONED FOR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 10.

.Intro.

            Comedies usually have lots of laughs. And humor. And banana cream pies in your face. So that’s mainly what I want to talk about. It’s not that hard to understand, I just occasionally like slamming the yellow creamy thing with the brown dough beneath, and the fresh crust into somebody’s face. In return, they hit me with many different things. Weird guns that make you do the “grandpa dance”, boxer-in-a-boxes, and of course, weird songs played at an annoying volume such as “dora the explorer”. That includes Fred’s new theme song (which I never heard of…have you?) that is made for torturing little midget people.

            So that wraps up this whole story. That’s what they call an intro. But let’s get down to the story itself. Ok?

            So, then, did u know this story’s format is in basically chatting form? By the way, this is rated PG for parental guidance recommended. There are some swears, but they’re replaced by ****. So that way, its PG, not PG-13. The story is a little violent, but not too bad.

            Any other questions? Well too bad because you’ll have to wait and see.