Behind the scenes! #1 Featuring Santa Claus

by Kirsten in Forks!

These are a series of interviews that are not true but fun to read!

Reporter: Hello Santa Claus! Do you like children as much as it seems?

Santa: Well, they sure are cute!

Reporter: I take that as a yes?

Santa: I never said that!

Reporter: (muttering) I sure hope I still get presents this year!

Santa: Sometimes they can be little rascals!

Reporter: *gasp* You mean you don't like children?

Santa: Yes. I don't like children. I LOVE THEM!

Reporter: That's good to hear Santa. Now if you had to choose your favourite reindeer, which one would it be?

Santa: I hate picking favourites! (slight pause) Actually, I love it! So here it goes: Rudolph.

Reporter: That's great Santa! I hear you brought him here today!

Santa: I sure did! But watch out! He has a terrible cold.

Rudolph: *sputter sputter* *cough*

Reporter: I think that's enough of him. You also brought your chief elf, Lionel, didn't you?

Santa: Yup! Come on in, Lionel!
(an old elf walks in)

Reporter: How long have you been working for Santa?

Lionel: Since way back in the dim days! I started in 1866, I was six. I haven't stopped working for over 140 years!

Reporter: How much do you get paid?

Lionel: Seeing that the elves have to buy the toy making material themselves, I get paid about twenty bucks an hour. And we start making toys the day Santa finishes his naughty and nice list. In total, I get paid about 120,000 dollars a year.

Reporter: Wow! That is alot! Thanks so much to our guests: Rudolph, Lionel and Santa. I'm Stacey Greenborough, and remember, be good for Santa!