A Clown Called For You chapter 2

"Hello?"

"Mr. Clown...."  Brian said scared.

"Don't be scared, it's a clown!"  I hit him on his back.

"Yeah, what is it."

"This is um...." 

"Say something!"  I pushed him alittle.

"Janice Miller!"  Brian cupped his hands over his mouth.

"Janice?" 

"Yes, this is Janice.  A little girl told me you called.... Mr. Clown."

"What a weird kid huh."

"Yes!"  Brian rasied his voice.  "A VERY WEIRD KID!" 

"You better give me my phone back!"  I tackled him for my phone.

"So, what is it you want?"  I said into the phone.

"I want the gig."

"And the gig would be......"

"To preform for the president!"

"GET A LIFE CLOWN.  LIKE EVERY GROWN MAN WANTS TO SHOOT WATER THROUGH A BOW TIE AT THE PRESIDENT!"

"What?"

"Oh, you know what I'm saying Mr. Clown!"

"What's my name?"

"Your name is MR. CLOWN GENIUS!"

"No, what is my first name?  Only Janice knows my first name."

"I don't know, Charles?"

"Tushai (I hope you all know what I'm talking about)."

"Um yeah.  Charles.  Hello Charles."  I said in my grouchy old lady voice.

"Janice!  You were never so mean to me!"

"And you were always so stupid."

"Janice Miller-"

"That's my name don't wear it out!"

"Gimme the phone!"  Brian reached over my shoulder for the phone. I pushed him into a bush.

"Ow!"

"Janice, meet me at 10000 Miller road."

"What's with all the Millers?  Sheesh!"