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Greetings, to all the people who were smart enough- I mean DUMB enough to click on this story. I'm Gretchen and I'm going to be your trainer to become stupi- I mean DUMB. So if I say fill in the n (5xn=25) you say 1 because your supposed to be DUMB. Oh, I'm sorry I forgot, the warning. I'm required to say it by law or I'll lose my j-o-b. WARNING, if you are smart we don't want to spoile your brain, well actually we do, but if you like your brain the size of Albert Einstein then don't read this. Thank You. Anyway after you've mastered that first step you can move on to greater and dumber things. Now what i'm about to tell you is only for girls, you can shave your head bald and put some pollen on the top so bees will come on. Or you could just push someone of a rollercaoster. Maybe you could spit at a queen's face, whatever. Ooops, we'reout of time read the next issue of... "Gretchen the next show has to go on. Hurry up!" Sorry that was my boss. Well- "Get off the air!" Bye.
people you gotta comment this really!!!!
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Hey thanks GABBY! I tried
Hey thanks GABBY! I tried to spit in the queens face but then i had to sit in a stall and have a four hour speech about respect and blah blah blah......Really THANK YOU!!!!!!
P.S The bee thing really works!!!
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"I'll never tell. You know that. I'll threaten, but never tell." My best friend, "Doe"
What? -Have a Stagilicous
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-Have a Stagilicous Day!-