A DUMB person's guide to fame 2- the stupid person edition (*AbBy* read!)

Hello fellow earthlings and DUMB people. I'm Gretchen and I am a DUMB personal trainor. Before we begin I must state the warning for people who have never read A DUMB person's guide to fame before. Ehhmmm. WARNING, if you are smart we don't want to spoile your brain, well actually we do, but if you like your brain the size of Albert Einstein then don't read this. Thank You. I don't know the point of saying the warning because my job is to train DUMB people. I hate my stupi- I mean DUMB boss. "I heard that miss Gretchen the next nime I hear that coming out of their mouth 500 dollars are coming out of your 600 dollar paycheck!" Sorry. Anyway today I would actually like to share a story from one of my fans, *AbBy*. She is proof that spitting in a queen's face works. Thank you *AbBy*. So all of you people of you who want your name in here post a comment or forever hold your peace. Well, I better get off the air before my boss starts yelling. See ya!