Family: CHAOS! Chapter 1

Chapter 1

In a fifteen child household, in Amarillo, Texas, lived a family of 17. Ma Chaos, Dad Chaos, Bob Chaos, Savanna Chaos, etc. etc. etc. The children were all boys who loved football and the Dallas Cowboys, and there was a girl, who could beat up all of her brothers single handed. They were all born on the same day, which I don't know what that means, fifteenuplet? The father, who used to be one of the richest men in the world, bought a football field. And along with friends, the ten-year olds joined a football league and called themselves the Chaos Chaos. I, Savanna Chaos, will be leading this story of my year in the Chaos family. Unfortunately, I cannot relate the football season because it was last year, but I will relate the story of the Texas Football League Championship on January 1st, 2009:

We had moved up, level by level, and now, we find ourselves playing for state. It is against the Houston Horrors. Us, the Chaos Chaos, have an orange meteor across our white jerseys. Two days before the championship, In Dallas, the whole team, even our friends, were gathered around in the living room, watching the Junior Sports Channel. Of course, we were only watching that because they were actually talking about US, of course, and the other team, the Horrors, "On wednesday, the Houston Horrors will play Chaos Chaos, both are undefeated, and later we will give a Live TV interview with the Chaos Captain. We have already interviewed both coaches and Horror's Captain, Crayola Jellybean Kidd, which we will give to you in a moment. Then the ads came. And then it came back on. "Hello, Mr. Kidd..." "Jellybean," corrected Kidd. "Hello Mr. Jellybean, er, why do you think you made it to the Championship undefeated?" Jellybean spat, "Hah? you ask why? We have the biggest team in ol' Texas, to answer your question, it must be our linebackers! Besides, after winning two times straight, we all would like to finish our final year known as the best football team in Texas." "Well, it is always good to be positive. What do you think are the weaknesess of the family that you are facing?" "Everything! I can't wait to crush this puny team of 25, they don't even have enough to substitute..." I grabbed the remote from Daniel and turned the blasted machine off. "The scrawny big bully! I'll punch the TV if I ever see him on again!" "Hah! And what if you don't see him on again? Now gimme back that remote!" I turned on the TV again and the news reporter was in a middle of a sentence, "...Shall have an interview live with Savvana Chaos, Female Captain of the Chaos," "Huh, I haven't had an interview yet how could..." Suddenly, A car drove in the long driveway top speed, braked, left a streak on the pavement, and four people dashed out with lot's of equipment. They barged the door down and in record time, had the equipment set up. Dad was confused but I knew what was happening. After the interview, Dad, Jake, Jack, John, Jacob, and Daniel, walked up to me, the others stayed back. But dad let the boys do all the talking. While they were blabbering away at how embarassing I was, I took out something from my pocket. In about a minute, the boys mouths were stripped with ducktape.