(I need title, please help!) Chapter 1

by Kirsten in Forks!

“And KABLAMMO! Out popped Reese Witherspoon from the abyss!” said Randy, the overexcited comedian. He thought he was the best, but everyone else saw the truth, Randy was a wannabe.

“Boo!!!” cried the almost drunken audience. One man got up and threw some olives from out of his drink.

Randy walked off the stage shamefully. “I knew I should’ve taken the job at the Girl Guide Camp!"

He opened his LG Shine and started  to slowly press the number of the Camp. Suddenly, out of nowhere, came a man who looked quite similar to Slugworth from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Randy stopped in mid-step. Slugworth got closer to his ear and whispered, “If you can get me an Everlasting Gobstopper, I will give you 10 of these,” he opened a bag full of pennies.

“Okay,” he pulled a box of them out and handed him a red one. The man slid the bag into Randy’s hand. “Thanks,” Randy said, still terrified of the man. He backed away slowly, as he pressed the last few numbers of the Girl Guide Camp.

“Hello?” asked a lady who had a very strong English accent.

“Hi! Is this the Girl Guide Camp? Yes? Okay. I was wondering if the clown job was still available?”

“Nope! Unless you have a golden ticket from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory for me?” she asked.

Randy stared down the hall, pondering this strange question. He dug through his pockets, just to check to see if he DID have one. He pulled out a golden piece of tin foil with his agent’s phone number on the back. On the front, it said: “Willy Wonka” and so he assumed it was a golden ticket. “Yes I do have a golden ticket! Can I drop it off when I pick up my costume?"

“Sure. Tomorrow sound good?” she asked in her thick accent.

Randy nodded, and then realized that the lady couldn’t see him and said, “Un-huh.”

Randy went back to his rickety, old apartment downtown. He brushed his teeth in the rusting bathroom sink, and decided to wash off the olive residue in the shower before entering his room.
After his shower, he put on his only pair of PJs and snuggled into his bed.

In the morning, Randy got dressed in a blue pinstripe suit and hopped out the door without even brushing his teeth. He arrived at the Camp and handed the lady the Golden Ticket.