Kathryn's 101 guides to everything! #3 How to survive
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How to survive
Surviving is an essential part of life. Wether its a horror movie, or death valley remember these tips so you can survive.
Surviving a horror movie
Wether a doll comes alive, or a serial killer is on the lose everyone wants to survive. Here are my tips
- Make sure you have food and water.
- Make sure wherever you are hiding has two exits.
- Scream at the top of your lungs (they'll think your a wimp, but you rather be that then dead.
- Once you realize that the place is bad, get out
- If you here a sound stay put
How to survive a storm
Hurricane, tornado, or thunder
here are some quick tips
- Hide
- Yelp when you here thunder
- If your a dog, sleep in the humans bed tonight
- Be careful
- Don't touch metal
- Don't walk outside
Quick tips for being stranded in the desert.
- Stay put, and hope someone finds you.
- Drink water
- Lay down so you can conserve your energy.
- walk to the nearest road
- Take Darwin's rule survial of the fittest, and challenge your friend to a fit test. The loser gets eaten. (hey that's nature)
But the big question is...
HOW DID YOU GET THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Horror movie people have the chance to leave. And what were you thinking going to the desert without water.
Tune in tomorrow for How to Banish Siblings!
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