The Randomest of Nightmares Chapter 5

by Stardream in Where the girls are always mean-er (oh-oh)

A/N: We have reached the middle of The Randomest of Nightmares! Enjoy!

          As I plunged into the green jello, I remembered that jello was mostly solid, so I was a little bit less afraid. None the less, it hurt when I hit the surface. I stood up to find that my ankles were stuck, and pulling on them had no use. The reason why I was so desperate to get out: there was a bunch of hungry looking slurpies at the bottom of the jello. Finally dislodged, my foot flew out of the jello and got stuck again. Looking back, I saw the living slurpies moving towards me. Then, I saw a doughnut race by, skimming the somehow existent waves on the jello, like an inner tube, except there wasn’t a boat pulling it. Beside my best judgment, which was don’t do anything stupid in this world, I jumped on. It was the fastest thing I have ever been on, and I was struggling to keep on. The pink frosting slathered all over it did not help. 

          “Daddy! I want another pony!” Veruca Salt screamed as she flew by on a glass elevator.

          Suddenly, a laptop case picked me up and threw me up in the air.

          “Bring me a dead tomato!” It shouted after me as I flew into the clouds. Somehow, I landed back on Bob’s note book. He was having tea and playing a flute like instrument. Then, he threw it over board and a piece of gum swallowed it.

          “Namaste.” He said serenely, his fluffy purple turban on his head flying off into the wind. Then, he got back to his old self.

          “Where were you?” Bob asked while eating some cashews. He offered them to me.

          “No thanks.” I kindly refused. He shrugged.

          “Oh well. You are what you eat – NUTS!” He screamed. Suddenly, cans began to rain down from the sky.

          “I LOVE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!” a box of tissues screeched from his seismograph in the jello below us. We sailed into a beautiful sunset. And then, a bag of Doritos dropped from the sky.

DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

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Don’t you just love cliffhangers? :)