The Randomest of Nightmares Chapter 6
| by
Stardream in Where the girls are always mean-er (oh-oh) |
A/N: Sorry for the long wait! Enjoy!
The bag of Doritos collapsed onto the notebook, which made a jellybean jump out of nowhere and sing Bad Romance backwards.
"Romance bad your want. La la ooh ga - ga!" It sung, then crashed into the City of Cheese Sticks.
"The cheddar! It BURNS!" The jelly bean screamed.
"Nooooooooooooo! Fredrick! Why did you have to goooooo?" Bob sobbed.
"Ookay." I said, weirded out for the zillionth time.
"Sara, I have to tell you something." Bob said, suprizinlgy serious.
"What?"
"I'm not a llama. I'm a green unicorn!" Bob the green unicorn jumped out of the llama coustume.
"Oh gosh. You're working for the other unicorns, aren't you?" I was shocked.
"Yes." Bob's eyes began to glow red. I knew that I would probably get sent back into the place I started in - the place with singing Disney characters.
"Nooooooooooooooo!" I shouted, jumping off the note book, and crashing into the asparugus forest below. Suddenly, the cans of marshmellow fluff appeared, the flaming Laffy Taffy sticks still in their hands.
"Saaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaa, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaa! You can't escape us!" They all said in unision, sounding like the unicorns.
"Yes, I can!" I screamed back. I picked up a nearby ribbon and began to fling it wildly. When it touched the things, they disintagrated. Suddenly, I saw a map, which convieniantly showed the way to the door.
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