Ways to Annoy Your Older Brother/Sister!
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Steven in Illinois |
Hehehe....
1. Keep annoying them like heck (following these rules).
2. Jump on his bed and yell, "WAKE UP!!!!" Even if they are up.
3. Tell their friends secrets they dont know.
4. Always laugh randomly at them.
5. Blame everything on them.
6. Hit them in the head randomly.
7. Whenever playing with them, fall down on the ground when they physically hurt you and start crying.
8. Show them this list.
9. Tell their date all gross things about them
10. Brother: "HE LIKES JUSTIN BIEBER!" Sister: "SHE LIKES GROSS STUFF!"
11. Bust and embarrass them in front of friends
12. Always randomly run up to them saying random stuff
13. When they tries to fall asleep, play the radio at loudest volume
14. Call brothers "dude", sisters "chick"
15. Hit their friends and hurt them until they don't like them anymore.
16. Ruin their dates/honeymoons/wedding by randomly singing songs like "F.U.N. (SPONGEBOB!!!)"
17. Christians: Tell their supervisor they disobeyed all commendments.
18. Say bad language in front of their parents/friends. When they ask where you learned the words, point at them.
19. Play youtube videos that are including swears or "beeps" and blame them for showing the video
20. Tell them they stink in every single way
21. Don't forget the "kick me"!
22. Cream Pie...
23. Gobble down their food before they can eat it.
24. Annoy them as much as possible on April Fool's.
25. Forget 24. Annoy them as much as possible EVERYDAY!
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OMPJ, hurry up with the How to Annoy your TEachers! This makes me wish that I had an older sibling! :)
P.S., I wrote the next chapter of Royal Dread. Just lettin you know! This is funny!
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
As the oldest, I can assure you that these are hilarious (except when on you) and epyk and annoying.
Why can't you see how your every move has me strugglin' for breath/Comin' up for air/Do you even care how I feel?/'Cause this crush can't be real/Unless you notice/How, in every moment/I'm wishin' we were somethin'/But I'm hangin' onto nothin' with you ~M