Ways to Annoy Your Teachers

by Steven in Illinois

My teachers are suspending me o_o

1. Raise your hand all the time and jump up and down eagerly, making noises.

2. When they call on you, say, "I didn't hear that. Can you repeat it?"

3. Continue repeating these steps.

4. Show them this list and ways to annoy older brother/sister

5. Call them "dude" or "chick".

6. Be a classs clown

7. Write cuss words in your essays.

8. Write A+ in permanent marker on your paper before handing it in.

9. Talk back at them.

10. When they tell you a direction, do the opposite.

11. Try to cause trouble to students when they are outside watching; get away with it.

12. When talking, spend as much time as possible.

13. Keep chanting "RECESS!" whenever you have time.

14. Gossip in their face.

15. Bring squirt guns and squirt them in the face; don't let them catch you.

16. Ask young teachers if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend

17. When they go somewhere, immediately start partying

18. Dance when working outside your desks.

19. Try to aim physical contact at them or students when pssible.

20. Warn them about these things, don't do them for a long time, then do them.

21. Pick up your desks and hurl them during throwing games

22. During games, interfere in every way

23. Always say, "I didn't hear" when they call on you

24. Talk with cuss words

25. Try playing with their stuff all the time

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