Lake Placid
Posted August 28th, 2010 by writergirl23
A Book Review by Jen
in Hogwarts, watching the wrackspurts zoom around my head.
This movie makes me laugh SO hard.
Lake Placid is a seemingly calm, peaceful lake... with an ugly secret. What most people don't know is that it's full of giant killer crocodiles.
This movie is rated R, BUT that's just for gore. And the gore isn't even that bad. Well... okay, it is, but it's FUNNY. Like, it's usually the people who you hate or are absolute morons that get eaten. And there's language.
There are three Lake Placid movies, each stupider than the next. These movies make fun of themselves at every turn, and are just insane with the gore. There's a bunch of suspense, too.
Betty White stars in the first one.

My favorite quote from the second one : "WE'RE GONNA DIE MAN!!!" (in a really high pitched, sueaky voice) ~ stupid college kid.
I only saw half of the third one, but you should know that no pomeranians were really harmed in the making of this film. We hope.
SO GO SEE THESE MOVIES IF YOUR PARENTS WILL LET YOU!!! They show them on Syfy sometimes. And if you enjoy watching morons being eaten by giant crocodiles.
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Haha, I LOVE seeing morons get eaten by giant crocadiles!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOO!
That made me come across a little dark...
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World domination! You make it sound so unattainable.
~Opal Koboi, Artemis FowlI don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above a globe, and they freak out: "Whoa, I'm way too high!"
~Random Quote
No it doesn't. I do too!!! You're just as sane as me. *eye starts twitching and starts laughing in a maniacal fashion*
Elmo vs Voldemort. Who will win? You decide.