Vampires Suck
Posted August 29th, 2010 by SilverRipple
A Book Review by ThePianoSupport (Stara)
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A/N: The people who made this move made Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Date movie. Good spoofs. =]
Well, you know, you can't argue with that. But anyways, I thought the movie was hilarious, and I absolutely love spoofs, especially if it's a spoof about a movie that overrated and not even that good.
As you al know, Twilight/New Moon and all that fun stuff is a movie/book that is has a Jell-O plotline. And what I mean by that-it has zayro plotline. Yuck. Well, neither did Vampires Suck, considering that it was a complete spoof and all. But it was really great!
Quick summary: Becca Crane moves to Sporks, Washington, where she can't put her finger on all the strange things that are happening. Until she meets the infamous Edwart.
Tada. You can figure the rest out.
My rating: 3 stars. There's quite a lot of cussing, but you know what? Who cares. The movie was hilarious, except that it tried a tiny bit too hard to be all that funny. It could've gone easy and snide with the humor, and it'd be fine. I like it all the same though. Things were completely, over exaggerated and things were said to be true ("Who's that guy, who's really pale, with the constipated look?") But you know what? Over exaggeration is funny too. I didn't like, however, that they copied other spoof ideas. Like Edwart came from Nightlight. Jacob turning into a tiny dog, not a wolf, was from Evil Iguana. But otherwise, it was good. I say; if you are a spoof lover, or a Twi Hater, go see it!
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I totally agree with everything! But I do think they used all their good jokes in the commercials. But it was still great! The best part was when Becca was describing herself, it was totally spot on!!! :D
"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. And it is better to be absolutley ridiculos than absolutley boring."
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I loved this movie!!! My mom hated it because she likes Twilight(ugh). I liked the part when Becca was sleeping and Edward was saying how all he needed was her breath or something like that and she farted in his face.XD I couldn't stop laughing.... *sigh* Good times, good times...
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I agree with this rating totally. I'm a twi-hater and a spoof lover, so it works for me :) I do think that they tried a little hard. Like the scene where she's flying and the Volturi guy jumps into the air? Yeah, that part didn't work for me. But I thought it was really funny when Edward was running so fast, and then he comes out of the clearing on a Segway :)
Hahaha, that part was epic
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That was epic. It was amazing. I loved that, hahah.
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