Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish

[BlueMi]

Granted. The woman on the sun murders you. ^___^

I wish for a nonitchy head.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. It's bald, too, except for your eyes.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

[nngo]

Granted. Only if you kill yourself with it.

I wish I could turn into a rock.

[camikat]

Granted. Someone slams you into a million pieces.

I wish I had got my first Beatles CD ON John Lennon's birthday, and not a few days after it. DD:

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. You can't turn back, and you're a statue glorifying the person you hate the most. And you're conscious for all eternity, unable to do anything but watch.

Granted. You were in a terrible mood and blamed it on the Beatles, swearing to hate them forever.

I wish I was named Albin ALSDadskfjalsdfjklw.

[Moogle]

Granted. The government decides to turn evil and kill everyone named Albin because they're supposedly evil.

I wish that I had no neck.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. Everyone hates you because they're jealous of your epik floating head.

I wish Poems, Prayers, and Promises would be like partially my theme song when I die.

[nngo]

Granted. You have to listen to it for the rest of eternity after your death. Therefore, you would probably hate it.

I wish I had skeleton fingers that are supernaturally strong.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. They're under the control of the last person who touched you.

I wish my iPod shot lazars.

[Moogle]

Granted. You're fingers are so strong that whenever you touch someone, they die. Unfortunatly your whole family just died. And your friends. And the president. And you just wiped a piece of hair away from your eyes so I'm sorry, you've commited suicide.

I wish my ears were unnaturally large.