Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish

[MandM]

(OMPJ, are you a GoG'H fan, nngo? *cheers* *celebrates* *eats cookie* I didn't think anyone around here knew that much about it! No offense. :3)
Granted. It's so epik it's impossble to write or say without combusting and everyone who even LOOKS at it implodes. Violently.
I wish I could get better grades in Math.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. It's because you're doing the same stuff as 9-year-olds.

I wish I could shoot light.

[TheMoonWakedWolf]

Granted. You can only shoot it at llamas, and when you do, it makes them shrivel up to ashes.
Please. Save the llamas.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

[nngo]

Granted. Now your neck doesn't hurt anymore, it FRICKIN IMPLODES.

I wish I could IMPLODE into a million tiny pieces of confetti out of sheer joy and sugar.

[LaurenM]

You do, and a very cheap person who's going to a party picks you up (well, part of you) and you get stamped on for half a day.
I wish the only homework for school was composition homework.

[MandM]

Granted. You have to write 50,000 words for homework each day, using a new subject each day. You use so much paper that all the trees are felled and the Lorax comes. And this time, he's twenty feet tall.
I wish I could've corrupted better than that. ^_^'

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. Nngo quits KP because it was so scarring; so does everyone else who reads it.

I was Santa was bald.

[MandM]

Granted. His hair and beard mystically dissapear and billions of kids riot because of their love for Santa's beard. You are trampled under them and lose your arms and a leg.
I wish I could make an awesome movie.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. It wastes your entire life and you're the only person who ever sees it.

I wish I was a Time Lord.

[MandM]

Granted. You're killed by a Dalek in the Time War.
I wish I were a Na'Vi warrior. ^_^