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03-08-2012, 04:02 AM
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Granted. Then an evil dictator who finds sneezing amusing discovers you and demands you to sneeze 24/7
I wish I owned an M10 to destroy my violin with.
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Granted. The violin is destroyed and you get another, this time made of diamond and you can't destroy it unless you have a laser gun :P
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03-08-2012, 05:52 PM
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I wish I had some more apple pie
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03-08-2012, 05:57 PM
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Granted. It's made from poison apples.
I wish I owned copies of the Chaos Walking Trilogy.
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03-08-2012, 06:25 PM
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Granted. It's made from poison apples.
I wish I owned copies of the Chaos Walking Trilogy.
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Granted. They burn.
I wish the apple pie wasn't poisionus and I didn't die or regret eating the pie because It s a lucky pie giving to me by a lepercaun who is completly goo and doesnt want to kill me
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03-08-2012, 06:27 PM
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Granted. The pie was his life force. He explodes, flamefully, in your house, setting you and your home on fire. You regret accepting the pie.
I wish I had perfect vision.
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03-08-2012, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by L.S.Trendom
Granted. The pie was his life force. He explodes, flamefully, in your house, setting you and your home on fire. You regret accepting the pie.
I wish I had perfect vision.
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Granted. You die
I wish the pie wasn't his life force and it COULDNT expload of hurt me or anybody I cared about and everythign I said earlier.
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03-08-2012, 06:33 PM
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Granted. The pie wasn't. It never existed.
I wish Justin Bieber had a mustache.
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03-08-2012, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by l.s.trendom
granted. The Pie Wasn't. It Never Existed.
I Wish Justin Bieber Had A Mustache.
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I Cant Corrupt! Cause I Want It Too Happen
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03-08-2012, 06:40 PM
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XD
I wish Lady Gaga had a mustache.
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03-08-2012, 09:59 PM
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Granted. She shaves it right afterwards and superglues the hairs onto your eyes so that it prickles every time you blink.
I wish Santa Claus gets lost in his bag and his reindeer drop him into a hole and that's where he rots into bones and then I can find him and then reincarnate him Frankenstein style.
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