Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish

[L.S.Trendom]

*Teh uberz jealousy* DDD:

[Moogle]

Originally Posted by L.S.Trendom

Granted. It posts inappropriate things; you are BANNED.

I wish season three of Sherlock was out already.

Granted. It's out but it's so bad that you go into a severe depression.

I wish I had uber epik, fast typing skills like Pandora. *le extreme jealousy*

[LaurenM]

Granted. You type so fast that your fingers fall off.
I wish it was graduation camp.

[Keegan]

Originally Posted by LaurenM

Granted. You type so fast that your fingers fall off.
I wish it was graduation camp.

Granted. The graduation camp you went to happen to be a cereal killers next target, and you were the third to get killed.

I wish I could lift a 400 pound weight.

[MandM]

Granted, but you can only lift a 400 lb weight. Anything else, lighter or heavier, you can't even touch.
I wish I had more comments on my stuffz.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. *Points to the troll-filled abysses of the internet* *Whimpers*

I wish Welsh was the official language of the United States of America.

[Moogle]

Granted. Everyone speaks Welsh, but right before it changes the Welsh language changes to English.

I wish I could....dance!

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. You can do the chicken dance, and it is banned.

I wish I could write in Gallifreyian.

[Moogle]

Granted. You can write in Galiwhatawhata but only in Galiwhatawhata so no one understands your writing and no one ever reads your work and you are never published.

I wish that I knew what Galiwhatawhata was.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. You also feel the pain of the Time Lords, and the Doctor, and go insane from grief. (Gallifrey = planet of the Time Lords in the TV series Doctor Who :3 It 'sploded :c)

I wish didn't exist.