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Old 08-21-2011, 12:31 AM
Calliope Calliope is offline
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Talking Knock-knock Joke Thread

The title says it all. just post your best knock-knock jokes and have fun looking at other peoples!!!
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Old 08-21-2011, 01:58 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this out there!

Unfortunately, I didn't find it on the internet, just this one ;p
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:42 PM
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

You know.

You know who?

Avada Kedavra!

*HP. Yep. I found that on someone's bio....
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Old 08-21-2011, 02:59 PM
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

You know.

You know who?

Avada Kedavra!

*HP. Yep. I found that on someone's bio....

HAHAHAHA!! That one is awesome!!

I don't know any knock-knock jokes, sadly, but I do know a couple of blonde jokes that are hilarious . . . at least I think they're hilarious.
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Old 08-21-2011, 03:50 PM
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knock knock

Who's there?

I ate mop.

*Now you say the last part.*
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