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[Kiwara]

"The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you."
~ Jack Handey

[L.S.Trendom]

*Rolls on the floor laughing*

[Kiwara]

"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."
~ Jack Handey

[Kiwara]

"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."

~ Jack Handey


I think this one is one of my favorites..

[GabiDi]

Oh, gosh. Can I have a book of those?

[L.S.Trendom]

*Starts choking*


Gabi… I think I might be starting to not like Sing… but that's because it's kinda starting to sound weird… and I'm going insane…

[Kiwara]

"Even though he was and enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy.

First he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again."

"I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
~ Jack Handey

[GabiDi]

Originally Posted by L.S.Trendom

*Starts choking*


Gabi… I think I might be starting to not like Sing… but that's because it's kinda starting to sound weird… and I'm going insane…

Like how if you see a word repeated enough, or stare at it for long enough, it looks mispelled... 0_o

[L.S.Trendom]

Except the tune sounds kinda different…


*Is trying not to wake anyone up by laughing* I've had three hours of sleep… lately ish…

[Kiwara]

Originally Posted by GabiDi

Oh, gosh. Can I have a book of those?

I junk there might be a book. There are books! Ones called Deep Thoughts, and there's a sequel called Deeper Thoughts or something like that...