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03-04-2013, 12:45 AM
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Cheesy jokes (yeah, that's right xD )
Soooooo, I absolutely love cheesy jokes. I haven't the slightest idea why but all the same! There might have already been one of these but I don't know. So post all your favourite cheesy jokes here. To start you off....
How does RObin call Batman for dinner?
Nananananananananananana DINNER!
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03-06-2013, 03:33 PM
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I was going to make a pizza joke
But then I decided it was too cheesy
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03-06-2013, 03:47 PM
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I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
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03-06-2013, 04:28 PM
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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch!"
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03-06-2013, 04:47 PM
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What do you get when a panda crosses with a diorama?
A panorama!
stupid, i knowww
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03-06-2013, 04:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by soph-soph27
A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch!"
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An elf walked into a bar.
A dwarf laughed and walked beneath the bar.
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03-06-2013, 04:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMoonWakedWolf
An elf walked into a bar.
A dwarf laughed and walked beneath the bar.
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:P You ruined the joke. xD
Once upon a time, it really hurt, it wasn't as comfortable as a chair.
Hahaha stupid nonsense jokes that nobody else gets
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03-06-2013, 04:59 PM
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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One tells the other to pass the soap. The second polar bear says, "No soap, radio."
I hope you all get it. :D
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03-06-2013, 05:03 PM
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Ah, I used to love pulling that one. But I used penguins and kangaroos.
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03-06-2013, 05:06 PM
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Anti-jokes.
Anti-jokes are the best.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?
He got hit with a truck.
What's worse than getting a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Hit it with a brick.
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