1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart

[Izelle]

Change the price tags on all the clothes in the clothes section. For instance, change 10.00 to 100.00!

[Jean]

Wear make up like a five year old, and get on the intercom and sing terribly, and ask the store if they'd like a make over.

[HaleyJ]

Buy, a candybar, then take it back, And do the same thing multypul times

[Izelle]

Good one!

Ask every cashier if you can have a quarter for the arcade and/or baby rides.

[HaleyJ]

Thanks!

[L.S.Trendom]

Go in without shoes. Repeatedly. Claim to have an allergy to it.

I really want to do that. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Ow.

[Caligirl100]

Sing "LALALALALALLALA" obnoxiosly loudly while running around the store!

Walk over to a random person's cart, pick out a completely random thing, say 'Can I see this?' if they say yes, knock over their cart. If they say 'no' knock over their cart.

Go over to the intercom and say a completely random thing. Walk away, and ten minutes later, do it again. x100

Hope you liked them!

[Izelle]

Awesomeness!!!

Rollerskate around, knocking everybody down in your path!

[Jean]

Dress up in a Halloween costume, and yell Trick or Treat in everyones face.

[lvhamsters]

Go on the intercom and say in a serious tone "Wal-mart is up in flames! Stop drop and roll!!!!