Month of December, 2002

It wasnt as if when I was growing up that no one payed attention to me.

The last time we stood in this line
I'm sure you found something wrong
But to review, which I'm sure you could do
I'll review while the line is still long

We went over the milk on the table
But it's gotten worse since you were here
To spice up the taste and pick up the pase
They added undercooked spinach and beer

Now I said that the juice was drinkable
But I might have made a mistake
The fruit punch was radio active
Which caused the machine to brake

Now they made us eat the jello
To prove that nothing was wrong
But what I pulled out was like spinach and trout
and something like a bicycle sprong

Green Peace came to our school one day
and protested overcooked seals
So the special today is the Bon Bon Bonta
Which is strong coffee and old peach peals

So I suppose that it's safe to cross the road
To get a burger at Puff's Burger Hat
But it might be a risk said our teachers who tsked
And you dont want to know why its called that.

Long time ago, there existed a place, where all could exist, that place was called REALMS™.

Tard Tard Tard Tard Tard Retarded freak suck up frakin fag stupid loser

The meaning of this? GETTING MY ANGER OUT OVER MY BROTHER!!!.

A fart that smells just like a nuke
when someone shows me his biggest puke
Carrots that are picked when not yet ripe
and camomeal, stuff of that type

When bugars are suggested to eat
or when I see dangerously stinky feet
And when people sneeze out bugs now thats insane
Or when people like to eat oil plain!

These are things that make me splatter
yes, things like a bursting blatter
Now I have not to mention
The suffecating detention

Or stuff like that
That obnoxious nat
Or when your on tv in Eden's hall
And forget to walk so you must crawl

When docs are poking at your intestines
And then they go destroying, about twenty-four fiths of your two minds
And When they serve fresh new blood
And when people ask, the doctor said the pacient giving this blood was such a dud

Oh yes these things give me a stomach ache
When someone gets knocked into parona infested lake
Oh these things are so terrible
Oh when people think that times aren't bearable

When everyone orders olives on meat
Or they say: "I'll go eat that paperock sheet"
When people throw-up
All over the're pup
When they try to clean it up, they see clumps of things on the're hands
and say: "Oh yuck"

Yes these topics make my stomach tighten up into a bunch
When I see the table loaded with my yesterday's lunch

When I see my momas leftovers
Or i get peanuts that tast like bogers
I get sick over stuff that's crunchy
And brown stuff that go MUNCHY MUNCHY

THE END .

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Melissa looked out the window at the street.

My dad is so bazarr
My brothers make me angry
Ben bottles bugars in a jar

I take after daddy
John gets really gangy
and mom's just a big saddy

That's what my family's like
Dad wouldn't fix my bike
That's what my family's really like

My dad really is fat
My brothers steal my mike
and Johny wouldn't even go by a harmless rat!

My daddy's name is Sheldon
my twin brothers is Johnathan
my big brothers is ben
mine is James its the best, oy yes I win!
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"Hello" said a voice from Marko's laptop.

Previously, on magic creators, Galshrien beat Tark, now on Magic Creators Galshrien is searching around the arena for another person to duel.

It's Christmas eve and I cant sleep
I run downstairs to take a peep
At all the presents Santa's left
I see a figure, a real live theft!

But it seems as if I'm early
For it seems it's Santa's eye
That cathes me in the corner
Playing Eve I spy

The reindeer on the rooftop thump
And i squeal with glee!
Looking at the pacages
that Santa left for me

And in a flash he's taken place
inside his sled he goes
And in the night i run outside
In the distance a ho ho ho~.

On September 28, 2002, I played my best soccer game ever.

0' I'll kick the green goblins can cuz i got in a vam with mary Jane and dan-spiderman, I got bit by a radio active bug, now i'm as slick and sly as a slug-spiderman
I foil the robbery, i make a lot of people say probably-spider man, I'm James redfird I treat peter parker like crap!-James Redfird, I push peter parker around tellin him to get me more pictures-Jame redfird, Who takes the pictures of spider-man-Green goblin, I don't no this stuff comes in the mail-Jamed Redfird, Hey, weren't you in jail-spider-man, spider-man I knew you two were in this together-Jamed Redfird, Hey kid let mommy and daddy talk for awhile-spider-man, Sleep, your as light as a feather- Green goblin, Think about it hero-Green goblin, Your the one who's zero-spider-man, Wrong answer, spike ball go lodgin-Green goblin, Hey look at all the spikes i'm dogdi'n-Spider-man, This is why super hero's are only fools cuz ya neve' know when a luniteck is gonna come along with the statistic choice and rules-Green goblin, Don't do it it goblin-Spider-man, This time i win, time to let your web do the spin-Green goblin .

Now Riley was most embarressed when he foun he was only dreaming once
again, but to top that, he had been lectured never to sleep on thcouch again!!! O' Riley had to do something about this, o sure he did.

COLLECTED SYMBOLS A SCIFI

I'm riding a bus to a summer
camp.

Chapter 1
A prophecy of Magic

Now i must explain this country Unock.

chapter 1
My story

Now, my story isn't like the spider-man or super hero of
Any sort, it's about my super powers of a wizard.

Riley wasn't a particularly impressive beagle, in fact even for a beagle he was .

Jared was walking out the door.

In New York people like to eat pork,

I saw a stork and I put a cork on my
robot Gork.

Dear Mummy,
Oh, why did you send me here, Mummy?
It was so much better at home, Mummy
You have to do lessons all day, Mummy
And you hardly get any TV

Oh, and the other kids hate me, Mummy
And the teachers don't want me to talk, Mummy
I've got hours and hours of homework, Mummy
That I really don't want to do

Oh, and the food is so awful, Mummy
I have to eat all of my vegetables, Mummy
And I only get yucky deserts, Mummy
And the tuck shop has got a long queue

Oh, and it's lights out at eight, Mummy
And I can't have evening hot chocolate, Mummy
I wrote till my finger had a lump on it, Mummy
And my pillow's got a lump in it too

Oh, and the cross country's terrible, Mummy
I'm not even allowed to walk it, Mummy
I have to go out when It's rainy, Mummy
And get freezing cold and wet through

So why can't I come back home, Mummy?
The teachers want me to go too, Mummy
And I'd be a really good girl, Mummy
At least, for a day or two
.

I did not know what it would be like going to a state school.

I scuffed my old trainers on the curb as I walked along the pavement, staring at the ground.

Mr.

Fox hunt

He could hear the thunder of heavy hooves and the mad barking and yapping of what seemed like a thousand dogs.