KidPub's Never Ending Story

"... the main idea." iPod finished lamely.
--Calla

 

"hpw dare you insult my creator!" Cried another ipod from the depths of the temple. "bill gates is a god!" Out came a black nano, his earbuds swinging ferociously.
--[Claudia]

 

this is getting seriously weird, thought claudia.
--[Claudia]

 

Gary just stared. "I agree with you claudia... What happend? One minute I understand life, the next, some eccentric author make it cmplex. But so is the life of a neverending story character.... sigh"
--Calla

 

"Bill gates din't create us, thats blasphemy of the highest calour!" screamed the iPod. "Nay," replied the black nano, "Bill Gates invented are originated software, making him the primordial creator. It is hard to accept but......." the nano didn't get a chance to finish the iPod scewerd the nano on his sword and ripped out his circuitry. "You really hate Bill Gates dontcha?"muttered Gary. "Wadda you think?!" growled the iPod. Gary grinned stupidly.
--Obi

 

A/N: Wonder what Bill Gates would think if he was reading this.....
--Christine

 

He could be on right now...as a guest....turning purple with suppressed rage as he reads the words of the Kidpub Neverending Story...cursing all black iPods into oblivion and writing angry emails to Perry and Toby.
--Marie Lynn

 

By the way... I just began writing Gary & Liz the book. It's from the very beginning. Please read and comment?
--Jake

 

Jake, here is not the place to advertise... ;)
--Marie Lynn

 

*Panics* OMG!! POOR TOBY!!!!!!!!!!
--Christine

 

The ipod brought his ear buds down in a moment of silence, then playing a slow funeral march, and shook skitzing circuitry of his sword. Hamlyn began to walk purposefully toward gary, the ipod still playing the solemn funeral procession. Hamlyn glared at the ipod, and it jumped up and began playing the Star Wars theme. Hamlyn eyed the ipod warily, than kept pacing.
--[Claudia]

 

Suddenly, the Twilight Zone song sprang in alarm from the ear buds. Hamlyn whirled around as did gary. There, in the doorway stood Liz. A bit of blood dripped from her fangs and she spat a brown feather out.
--Calla

 

Then a big scary ghost came in the room and knocked Gary to the floor.He fainted.
--Allison

 

A ghost? Uhhhhhh....... Aren't ghosts transparent and unable to hit kick bite ect?
--Calla

 

Not this one, apparently.
--[Cloud]

 

Aha..... *Begin to freak out at the thought of a ghost being able to grab her any second* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!
--Calla

 

the ghost grabbed her and liz heard a shrill scream coming from a distanse instintly liz died there right on the spot
--hannah

 

wait she wasent dead she was just immagening or perhaps dreaming she ran back to gary she lay on the floor a pile of blood behind his head but he was still breathing and his heart still beating liz lay there weeping for her friend perhaps he was at his last moment...
--hannah

 

Wha?
--Calla

 

A dark creature lurked out of the darkness. Its claws bared down on the two of them. It roared louder than a bolt of thunder in the night sky!
--Jack

 

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--Malika

 

Enter the next paragr...AAAAH!! AAA-- *crunching sound* RRRR....*slurping sound* (Door opens) Hey! What's going on in--AAAH!!! OH MY G-- *thud* AAAA-- *crunching sound* Mwahahaa...
--{Olivia Asta}

 

ooo-kay....
--[Claudia]

 

... Do I WANT to know what happend?
--Calla

 

"Do mosters have doors in them?!" "I don't know let's just get outta here!"
--Smiley

 

uh-oh. gulp. get out your your ghost laser blasters! ooh! this is fun! I havn't done this for 40 years!
--Charles

 

*cocks laser* Eat plasma freakish ghosts! *Tilts head in confusion* Wait a second, what does this have to do with Gary and Liz?
--Calla

 

AHHHHHHH! *cocks laser* There you are, pesky little - OUCH! *thwacking noise* Hahahahaha! Take THAT! *whoosh* *large bang* RAHHHH! *crunching sound* OOOOHHAHHH! HELP! IT'S EATING M - *silence*
--Marie Lynn

 

Marie L? *Peeks aroud coner then steps around it.* GEEZ!!! *Laser fire* BACK YOU EVIl.......... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* Blood spurts around corner soon followed by Calla* IT'S A....*whispers* what is it? *screams again*THING!
--Calla

 

"PSHAWWW!!!" "BLURP" *Fires laser*"ATOMIC WEDGIE" "I'm the map I'm the map......." "KILL THE BEAST""AIIII!!!!" *Toby barks* "RUN AWAY" "HAMLYN YOU FOOL!!!"
--Christine

 

I can see I have started a series of gruesome posts. Yay!! Here is another one: "OH NO!! I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER THAT WILL DEVOUR US ALL!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! AAAAHH!!! AAAAHH--" *crunch* "Uuulnn..."*thud* *slurp* BLEAHH...RRRAHLL...*slurp* *footsteps* "H-hello? What's going on--AAHH! Oh my god...HE KILLED--" *shing* "AAAH! GET BACK!! GET AWAY!!" *BLAM* "What the...I shot you point-blank...still alive...AAAH!! AAAIIIEE--" *shunk* "Hwuhh..." *crunch* *slurp* *silence* *once again*
--{Olivia Asta}

 

*Blink Blink. Stunned expression* Okayyyyyyy... *ROAR!!!!!!* Obvouisly, hi-tech machinery doesn't work... *soft metallic ringing as weapon is pulled out* Eat my Nagitana freakish monster-thingy *charges around corner* HYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! EAT MY BLADE OF COOLNESS!!!!!!! *Soft thunk. Calla reemerges* Well, that went better than I thought. *GRRRRRRR* Or not.... Maybe my Katana will do it. Or my ninja stars.... Or.... *GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL YOU!!!!!
--Calla

 

Since no one else is posting, I'm gonna kill this thing and get back to the Gary-Liz thing. *Picks up grenade, pulls fuse, and tosses it around corner.* BOOM! *Gargleing noise, then silence* now if you please. The NES.
--Calla

 

"HELLO?!?!?!?"
--Calla

 

I am going to... And they died. The End Just Kiding
--Krishna

 

What do I have to do to get this story going? Cock a gun at Garys head!?!?!? Fine *Cocks gun and aims at Garys head* Here's a starter. The evil assasin prepared to blow out Gary's brains....
--Calla

 

He shoots and Gary dies. YAY! =P This time, for reals. =P
--Krishna

 

Does anyone else get the feeling that this isn't going anywhere?
--{Olivia Asta}

 

MEEEEEEEE!!! Anyone up for a new round of Gary and Liz?
--Calla

 

***So they are trapped in a temple with talking iPods and Perry and all of them...*** "Enough of this nonsense!" cried Liz. The iPods looked offended and immediately exited. Perry followed them out, cursing. Gary and Liz found themselves alone in the ancient temple, desolate and forlorn, utterly meager and helpless, with no destination or way to get home. Liz sighed profusely, and seized Gary by the hand, dragging the unwilling boy to the top of the temple. The ceiling had crumbled away seemingly eons ago, revealing a star-strewn, pitch black sky that twinkled and glistened amiably, flooding the place with an illuminating light from the pale moon, causing their skin to take on a milky white glow. Liz's eyes kindled with an inextinguishable light. "Isn't it lovely?" she sighed. "Terrible that we can't get home...but great, at the same time. So beautiful." When Gary didn't respond, she plowed on. "You can taste the beauty in the air. So fresh and sweet." "Girls," Gary muttered inaudibly. Liz swept her thick auburn hair behind her ears nonchalantly, oblivious to Gary's whispered remarks, and continued to gaze unwaveringly up at the starry sky. "What's that?" said Gary suddenly. He pointed sharply to something white-hot darting across the sky - something that had veered and was now heading straight for them...
--Marie Lynn

 

it was a missle. they died. then they were dead. from greg clarissas brother
--Clarissa

 

BOO HISS!!! Poor form Greg! Poor form. Jk.... *He pointed sharply to something white-hot darting across the sky - something that had veered and was now heading straight for them... * It was.............................. Calla sure dosen't know she just wants you guys to go on.
--Calla & Cami