in Texas
December 3rd, 2001
TOM SWIFTIES
Lauren:
“Have you cleaned your plate lately?” the pitcher asked the umpire.
Caitlin:
“I went to the ball,” she said bouncingly.
Michael:
“What’s the scoop?” said the ice cream man.
Chase:
“What’s the matter?” said the science teacher.
Matthew:
“Boot it up,” said the cowboy.
Sara:
“I’m freezing,” Sara said coldly.
Ramie:
“I couldn’t figure out the maze you gave us,” Ramie said confusingly.
Anthony:
“I just got some money out of my vault,” Tom said safely.
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