in Texas
January 29th, 2002
The Big Green Slugger
By Caleb and Jared
Our monster the big green monster has settled on mars. In that time he has made many probes disappear or thats what you think. The truth is that he smashed it and decided to eat it because he was tired of eating rocks. That is how he got his electrical heart. Because of living in space he has 20/20 vision. He sees through people to see if any thing is behind them so he doesn’t get hurt.
He hears every thing you say and think. So you better not think negative things about him. That is why he has a big club, the same one he uses on his baseball team. He wears denim so he doesn’t look like all the other space creatures. He wears shoes for better traction. He is green because he is on the Grass
Destroyers baseball team . He has bad breath and yellow teeth because they have never heard of a toothbrush on Mars. He is dumb. He has braces, because he never pulled out his teeth, and the teeth that were coming in went outwards. He is bald because he has rubbed his head on rocks and hard soil.
The End
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