in Connecticut
I guess we'll start with the main course
Im sure you'll find something wrong
I can tell you all about all the weird foods
While the the line in the caf is still long
The worst thing about the lunches
Is the names they give those- things
Like fried peanuts and unicorn fingers
And something like tent flaps and figs
But the grossest of gross is the maracroni
Dont you dare eat that- oh no!
At first we began to eat it
But when it crawled we knew it was for show
Now onto the sides you can pick from
Including Jello that green and has clumps
God only knows what its made of
I guess they think we are chumps
The pudding is usually edible
But I said usually mind you!
Sometimes it has special ingredients
Like mealworms and broccoli too
The only thing that your safe with
Is the juice from the vending machine
The milk from the caf is worth a great laugh
But if we drank it it would be truly ubscene
So now that we are at the front of
The line in the caf to get meals
I see that to day is the seal odule
Which is cabbage and overcooked seals
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