in Connecticut
The last time we stood in this line
I'm sure you found something wrong
But to review, which I'm sure you could do
I'll review while the line is still long
We went over the milk on the table
But it's gotten worse since you were here
To spice up the taste and pick up the pase
They added undercooked spinach and beer
Now I said that the juice was drinkable
But I might have made a mistake
The fruit punch was radio active
Which caused the machine to brake
Now they made us eat the jello
To prove that nothing was wrong
But what I pulled out was like spinach and trout
and something like a bicycle sprong
Green Peace came to our school one day
and protested overcooked seals
So the special today is the Bon Bon Bonta
Which is strong coffee and old peach peals
So I suppose that it's safe to cross the road
To get a burger at Puff's Burger Hat
But it might be a risk said our teachers who tsked
And you dont want to know why its called that
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