in New Jersey
March 28th, 2002
Chapter 1
We are going to tell you about Captain Underpants and a story about Babe Ruth.
Now here comes Captain Underpants! Our hero starts at a laundry place cleaning his underwear. But then underwear stealers came in and stole his underwear! "oh no, someone stole my underwear!!!" Now I'm gonna have to get new underwear and train it. Quick, everybody attack the robbers while I go to the underwear store!!! So everybody did as he said and Captain Underpants ran to the underwear store. He bought extra extra extra large. Then he started to train it. He taught it to use it's utility waistband to stop bad guys. He taught it to fly him around so the power would never wear off. Now he was ready to face the crooks. He jumped up and flew for a second or two and then made a crash landing!!! He jumped up and flew then landed right outside of the bad guys hideout. "Holy cow this place is run down!", said the Captain. "Right!" said his underpants ,"let's go in". What they saw was 20 big cans of poison, 2 flame throwers and a wedgie woman hat!!!! Then they heard someone coming so captian underpants flew to the ceiling. The person coming put the wedgie woman cap on and Captain Underpants got attacked by a net, so he caught it and threw it and it hit the bad guy! Then they all lived happily ever after!!!
Chapter 2
Barry Bonds - team - San Francisco Giants, Height: 6'1" Weight: 187lbs. Age: 29, Position: left field. Barry has natural talent. His dad, Bobby was a star in the 1970's. Barry's brother Bobby jr. also plays baseball.
Chapter 3
Mike Piazza
Team: NY Mets, Height: 6'3", weight: 200lbs. Position: catcher age: 25. Piazza's a powerful hitter. He's in 5th place in hitting in the National League.
Chapter 4
Babe Ruth
Height: 6'2". Team: NY Yankees Weight: 204lbs. Age 32. position: left field. Babe Ruth was the homerun king. He also was poor when he was little.
Chapter 5
Frank Thomas
Team: White Sox. Age: 25 Height6'5" Weight: 260lbs. Position: 1st Base.. This big guy was a big hitter. His life time batting average is .304 Homers are 104
Chapter 6
Juan Gonzales
Team: Rangers Age: 24 Height: 6'3" Weight 220 lbs. position left field Gonzales won his second straight american league home run title
Chapter 7
Ken Griffey Jr.
Team: Reds, Age 24, Height 6'3" Weight 205 lbs. position: Center field. In 1993 Griffey hit homers in 8 straight games. He had a season total of 45 homers and a career total of 132. 4 is Griffey's magic number.
Chapter 8
Hank Aaron
Team: Texas Rangers. AGe: 33 weight: 188lbs. Height: 6'1" position: 1st base
He was the second place in homers.
Chapter 9
Jason Giambi
Team: NY Yankees, age: 30: height 5'9" Weight 200 lbs. Position: 1st base
Giambi was traded to the Yankees in 2002.
Chapter 10
Cal Ripkin Jr.
Team: Orieles Age: 44 Height 6'4" weight: 220 lbs. Position 3rd base
Ripkin doesn't just show up for games, he plays
Chapter 11
Nolan Ryan
Team: Rangers AGe 47 position pitcher, weight 170 lbs, height 6'2"
An elbow injury cause Ryan to retire at the end of 1993.
How do you like the story? Well that's it back to captain underpaints.
Chapter 12
Captain Underpants
So our heo starts by doing handstands on the roof of the school. Then he did back flips in midair. But the flying baldy came by with his pet roboclaw.Who swiped the captain underpants right of his red polka dotted cape. Then he took him right in to his hide out where he got up in chains. He Tried to push his utility waistband but he couldn't reach! Then he said, "I'm dooooomed" Then he put his robo claw at teh end of a moving sidewalk. Then he used his very, very, very, very, very utility strength and broke free. Then he flew up as high as he could till he broke the top off. He rose higher, higher, higher and higher till he reached deep space then he plunged down, down, down till he grabbed the bobo claw and threw it at the bad guy and Captain underpants won!
The End
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