The Day the Numbers Used ABC's to make equations

The day the numbers used A B C's to make equations.

By Steven Wilhelm Hecking

Once upon a time, there was a letter town. All the letters were very happy.
One day, A was walking down the path.
He wondered what it would be like to be a number.''But I
would hate to be a..."OOOF! He had bumped into a number.
Ouch! said the 5.''You dunce! yelled A.''The first letter of
the alphabet always has to look his best and you just ruined
my hair!'' ''Well, if you had watched were you were going,
you would have had your hair look just fine!''said 5.But just
then, 5 noticed something.''Do you know that A+5=6 which
equals F?''No, but you equal a punch!'' said A.''Hold it! said
5.''If 4+5=9,then D+E=I! And if 6+8=14,then F+H=AD!
''Wait a second.''said A.''If you are right, then 3+2=5,and C+B=E!'' ''Right!'' said 5.''Thanks for giving me that lesson, E!said A.'' HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha…um, anytime, 1!said 5.''Very funny, 5.''said A.''Hope we meet again soon!''said 5.''See ya.''said A.

5's secret was that A=1,B=2.You just keep going along the
pattern.