in Utah
December 26th, 2002
A fart that smells just like a nuke
when someone shows me his biggest puke
Carrots that are picked when not yet ripe
and camomeal, stuff of that type
When bugars are suggested to eat
or when I see dangerously stinky feet
And when people sneeze out bugs now thats insane
Or when people like to eat oil plain!
These are things that make me splatter
yes, things like a bursting blatter
Now I have not to mention
The suffecating detention
Or stuff like that
That obnoxious nat
Or when your on tv in Eden's hall
And forget to walk so you must crawl
When docs are poking at your intestines
And then they go destroying, about twenty-four fiths of your two minds
And When they serve fresh new blood
And when people ask, the doctor said the pacient giving this blood was such a dud
Oh yes these things give me a stomach ache
When someone gets knocked into parona infested lake
Oh these things are so terrible
Oh when people think that times aren't bearable
When everyone orders olives on meat
Or they say: "I'll go eat that paperock sheet"
When people throw-up
All over the're pup
When they try to clean it up, they see clumps of things on the're hands
and say: "Oh yuck"
Yes these topics make my stomach tighten up into a bunch
When I see the table loaded with my yesterday's lunch
When I see my momas leftovers
Or i get peanuts that tast like bogers
I get sick over stuff that's crunchy
And brown stuff that go MUNCHY MUNCHY
THE END
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