in Utah
January 4th, 2003
A carrot raw
A broken jaw
An annoying burp
when someones slurps a drink that goes slurp slurp
Hairs in my pepperoni
Barf's that are phony
Throw-up when it stinks with age
when you flick a bugar into a dog's cage
Yes it's sickening isn't it
Wait tell you see the fart, then you'll throw a fit
A worm crawling out of someone's chest
And well....... I don't think you need to hear the rest
So just stick clear
Of a half-eaten ear
Cause when you puke it's not funny
And it'll make you feel real crumby
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