The Lord of the Butt~~The Poopit

WARNING: THIS MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME VEWIERS

NOTICE: THIS IS A SPOOF OF LOTR

Now Let me tell you the funky tale of a small half-butt Poopit called Buttbo Issaggin (get it?). Poopits lived in little porto-potties in the peaceful junkyard of The Shizzle. They never wanted to go on adventures and never did anything out of the ordinary, which whas everything but going to the bathroom and smoking their little poo-pipes while sitting on a bench wrapped in toilet paper. Now Buttbo was a very respected Poopit and was rumored to have the largest dunks in the Shizzle. Poopits never wore shoes for on the bototms and tops of their feet were hardened terds (that were of course very stinky, but worth it). Poopits had a very fond liking of toilets, sometimes when they were proposing they would bring their lady to a pottey for their honey-moon (which was called a dunking-moon for the poopits). But lets bring you to the present and beggining of our adventure, with Buttbo sitting on his own toilet-paper wrapped bench smoking a poo-pipe. "The Urine goes ever on and on, down through the sewers it would flow, ever on and on it goes" this was Fagalf singing his song as he entired the Shizzle. "Oh no that won't do, Fagalf is singing his retarded little song, i can never get a moments pee" said Buttbo. "Ay Buttbo, i've got a quest that if you don;t be stronger then you've ever been you'll die on, sounds like fun huh?" said Falgalf...
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