in Utah
"Hey dad i'm taking the car out for a spin" my big brother yelled. "Over my big repainted---- "language dad" my brother interrupted. (I hope you guys know that beeps are a sign of swearing) "BEEEEEEEP A BEEP A BEEP AAAAA"!!! swore dad (notice the beeps are in a way that sounds like a dial-up connection to the internet). My brother left. "Hey Son go do your chores" said my dad. "But i already dun e'm" i said. "Go get me a six-pack a beer" said my dad. "Who the beep are you, George Dumbya Bush?" i said. "No" said my dad "but if you don't hurry with that six pack it'll look like i called the airforce up your beep, and my foot really hits that hard son".
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Ummmmm.......................
Ummmmm........................
sorry but no.