in Iowa
July 11th, 2003
"Do you hear me, Junior? You must give yourself up to save your friends by the end of tomorrow! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's brilliant! Why is it brilliant? Because I am brilliant! Hahahaaaaaaaaa!"
"Why, you crazy monkey, you!"
"Wrong; I'm a wolverine! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"What's the difference?"
"What? You dare to insult me, the evil Maxen?"
"Yes, especially since my OTHER friends have already rescued Jed and Stripe! What do you think of that?"
"Clever, yes, very clever. But, unfortunately for you, not clever enough. I knew they would take the bait! Now they're ALL in prison! Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Whay, that was a low-down..."
"If you ever want your friends back, you have two choices. One, give yourself up so they can go free, or two..." Maxen clapped his hands three times. A large vault opened. A monster came out! "...Defeat Goliath here. Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Oh, no! What is Goliath? Will Junior ever save his friends...or himself? Stay tuned.
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