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June 11th, 2004
i live in the 2 story guest cabanna on my brother's property where he met the love of his life got married and i have a sister in law a new little nephew named billy jr our whole families got to be in the delivery room when my brother's wife was about to deliver her baby it was gross watching them deliver the baby in the delivery room on may 21, 2004 since blood was gushing every where during the delivery the baby arrived late afternoon from my sister in laws uterus it was a baby boy he was cute after he got cleaned up. i remember some of things i did when i was a 12 yr old i would vacation on marco island fl with my whole family when our whole family shopped at winn dixie on marco island fl. i was pushing the grocery cart and not paying attention to where i was pushing the cart since i was listening to my mom's fascinating conversation about the enormous tit lady in front of us in the grocery line how her boobs hung down to the floor i accidently rammed the cart up the enormous tit lady at winn dixie supermarket on marco island fl and that's what got me my first job at winn dixie in naples fl. this past year i was up aat the movie theatre in bonita springs fl after the movie ended i was heading back to naples fl i noticed this tan van following me from the movie theatre in bonita springs fl i didn't know who was following me so i kept driving and pulled in the walgreens parking lot on bonita beach rd in bnsp fl and the car followed me into the parking lot and put her sirens on. this state trooper that pulled me over didn't show me her badge i've heard news about people pretending to be cops and i said excuse ms are you a real cop or are you pretending to be a state trooper cop; she said i'm a real cop m'am. two other cars she pulled over i watched how people reacted towards this snot nosed state trooper that pulled them over the two cars in front of me one lady got out and started hitting and punching the state trooper and even cussing at the state trooper that pulled her open the other car a black male and female got out of the car and said woman get out my face or i'll cut you up with a knife. i was enjoying the free show from the drivers seat of my car and she handcuffed all of them and loaded them in the van to be taken to jail. i was the last car to be pulled over i wanted to say something not to nice to the state trooper but i remembered an episode on 7th heaven where mary camden and her basketball team mates got arrested by the police for vandalizing the schools property and her family was hurt badly and her younger sister lucy didn't feel safe after her sister and her team mates trashed the school gym. that episode stuck in my mind when the state trooper came over to my car and asked for my driver's license i said excuse me m'am why did you follow me from bonita springs fl movie theatre down to walgreens on bonita beach rd in fl? she told me i was driving too slowly in the right hand lane on the city streets. after that got dismissed by a nice judge up in lee county today i still joke about it with my brother and his wife tonight when i was visiting them i said i thought that woman driving that tan van was stalking me maybe she was looking to have sex with single women we were all laughing and joking abour this comment i made tonight at my brother's house. i was not handcuffed or arrested since i remained polite and patient even though the state trooper was not friendly to me. this is a true story that happend to me in florida.
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