Why Did The Chicken...

One long, day Farmer Jones noticed his pet chicken, Henry Peeplings, was eating corn that was grown on the farm. Farmer Jones was a tall, skinny, 56 year old man who loved his pet, Henry Peeplings. Now, Henry Peeplings was a short, fat, 2 year old chicken.

Henry Peeplings has white feathers with light brown spots and a big, black dot around his eye. His father was George Chickenboo, who has black feathers and a large white feathers near his for head. His mother Gurdy, short for Gurtrude, Bockumboos has soft brown feathers and a mohawk of black feathers going down her back. Henry's older sister, Penny, is a large, black and brown feathered chicken. Also, Henry has a younger brother, Abe, is a small, yellow chick. The youngest of the pPeeplings is Elly has not yet hatched from her egg.

Then there's Farmer Jones family. Annibell, his oldest daughter, is a sixteen year old girl with long wavey blond hair and a zit on the side of her nose and acne all over her face. Anne's boy friend Tim is a tall, seventeen year old, lazy, thin boy who likes to play vidio games on his playstation 3. Farmer Jones youngest daughter Molly is a tall, bautiful, thirteen year old girl, with short, curly, light brown hair, who loves to sing and play the flute. Molly's boyfriend is a smart, thirteen year old boy that no one really cared for. Farmer Jones wife Abigail is a medium hieght, pretty, kind 54 year old woman.

Some oyher animals on the farm are, Greg the goat and his wife Sicilia and his chidren Humphry and Zilpha, Camile the cow, Sam the pig and his wife Jamima who is going to have piglets, and Willma the duck and her husband Jake and thier children, Sally and Jammie. Some other animals are the horses. First there's Mary Anne the grandmother, her daughter Lisa, Mary Anne's husband Theodore, Lisa's husband Ralph, and thier children Ruby, Alex, Janie, and Rachel.

Also there's the farm, that's 20,000 acres. On the right of the farm you'll see a pen for the horses and goats. Next to that there's a pen where the cows, pigs and ducks live. Next to that is the chicken coop where, you geussed it, the chickens live. About ten yards away is where the Jones live. Twenty yards away there's the 15,000 acre land plot with lots of crops and there's another barn where Farmer Jones keeps his tractors and seeds for his plants.

Anyhow, when Henry peeplings was crossing Charleston Road Farmer Jones thought is was strange, because Henry Peeplings had never left the chicken coop. Farmer Jones decided to follow Hennry Peeplings to see where he was going. He followed Henry to Charlston Road. Farmer Jones wondered what he was doing at the street. Then Henry started walking faster asif he was trying to make it so Farmer Jones couldn't catch him. Farmer Jones ran faster because he saw a car coming at his chicken! They both started running. Henry Peeplings made it to the other side! Though Farmer Jones was stuck at the other side he knew why his chicken crossed Charlston Road, he knew that he crossed it to get to the other side where no chicken had ever gone before.

So, in the end, Farmer Jones carried the chicken and took him home to his chicken coop. And they lived, you geussed it, happily ever after, and Henry Peeplings has been crossing the road ever since!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abridged edition: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!