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Paige in my world of make-believe |
October 30th, 2005
That’s The Last Straw!
You get out a straw from your backpack. Fold up
a piece of paper, get it all wet with saliva, Aim, and. . .
FIRE!!!!!!
It hits the teacher squarely in the back of the
neck!
The teacher spins around and yells,
“THAT’S IT!”
She stomps over to you with a monsterous
expression.
She leans over your desk, grabs the straw, and
‘growls’,
“That’s the LAST straw!”
You smile sweetly and stare up at the teacher
innocently and say,
“No it isn’t. See,” you pull out another straw from
your backpack. “I have another one.”
(You did make the whole class crack up, but
unfortunately you had to talk with the principal. And
please don’t try that joke on him/her!)
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