Phooey on all Elves

by Fanpire17 in Land of No Edward, so why bother dating?

NOTE: I wrote this shortly after Arya rebuffed Eragon. I don't really hate her, but I was a little upset, so this was a goofy way to vent. Don't read this of your one of those easily offended types.

Eragon did idolize,
a demon in an elves disguise.
This raven haired, slant eyed witch,
dissmised his feellings without a twitch

She scorns his love,
rebukes his friendship.
Of poison I'd like her
to sip.

While her rage cools
he still drools.
I hate her perfect, elven form,
lets go lock her in a college dorm.

And you may think I don't know it,
but I am realize I'm no poet.
But still I say,
her laugh is a bray,
So
Phooey!
Phooey!
Phooey!
On all elves!

Alright I'm done. In case antone read this, and WAS offended, let's get the convo out of the way, shall we?

Offended Reader: That was offending. You have no talent
Me: It made ME laugh.
OR: Well I didn't.
Me: Okay then.
OR: You mean you don't care I didn't find it funny? And that I find it offending?
Me: Not really.
OR.Oh. Okay then.