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10 Surefire ways to Get You Thrown Out of a Church! Guarrented to Work!
#1. Stand up and Swear at the Top of Your Lungs
#2. Put Electronic Whoopy Cushions under each bench in the Church and Set Them Off When Someone gets Up.
#3. Play Video Games, and Turn up the Volume half way, and When asked to turn them off, Turn up the Volume all the Way.
#4. Text All Your Friends, and Wait Until they Text You Back.
#5. Tap The Person in Front of You on the Shoulder and Tell Him "Hi". Repeat to Other Direction people with even More Ridiculous and Random Statements.
#6. Go to The Piano and start Playing Take Me Out to the Ball Game in the Middle of Church.
#7. When You Think a Prayr Sounds like a Modern Day Song, Start singing the Song at the top of your Lungs.
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nice, funny, interesting...u
nice, funny, interesting...u sound like my bro...not an insult! *slaps head in the palm of her hand* u shud add a little more 2 it though, its pretty short. otherwise, its totally hilarious!!!
I would never DREAM of doing
I would never DREAM of doing that in church.
This is so stupid! I'm
This is so stupid! I'm Catholic and this is so rude!!!!!! :P
Litten up, Goldengirl! I'm
Litten up, Goldengirl! I'm Luthren and that's cool to me!
Funny! Did you add: Read
Funny! Did you add: Read Harry Potter at the top off your lungs and wave your wand you got of Noble Colection? Sorry to Joey and Nathan if I insult you!
I'm Catholic too, and while
I'm Catholic too, and while I wouldn't do any of this, it's not like anyone who's there is going to want to get thrown out of church, because going to church is voluntary.
I'm also Catholic.
I'm also Catholic.
Its Just a Joke, Calm Down!
Its Just a Joke, Calm Down!
I would only do these if I
I would only do these if I was in a classrooom. THEN it would be funny! maybe you should change the title, so peole won't get offended though. . . .
Yea, But People Should not
Yea, But People Should not get offended. Its Just a Joke!
Yeah I know! i hate when
Yeah I know! i hate when people try to over analyze stuff. It would be rude if someone REALLY did this stuff in a church, but no-ones gonna, so what's the dealio?
I Aggree with Anna!
I Aggree with Anna!
for once you do.
for once you do.
Nice, Maddy...;-)
Nice, Maddy...;-)
lol
lol
Aww, you and Anna are
Aww, you and Anna are agreeing, so now you can be the cutest cyber couple! Awww.... you can have your wedding on KidMud! I'll come.
PS I am totally joking here!
Hilarious *Sarcasticly
Hilarious *Sarcasticly