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The OutCast (aka Maron/Robin) in Achaea |
January 13th, 2008
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
2. Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the mens
restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, Code 3
in housewares ... and wait to see what happened.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help , begin to cry
and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick
your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants..
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And finally ....
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then
yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
i do not take credit for any of this its off another thing. i just thought i'd share
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I have to ask, Have you done
I have to ask, Have you done any of these things?
i've ran through the stor
i've ran through the stor humming a dramadic song (my parent don't know!), i've bugged the employied while faking inacents (my parents don't know that either) i've had many adventurs in walmart that my parents have yet to find out about!! though this list gives me new ideas.
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll go and do all the stuff on the list(just kidding, i hate getting in trouble, but it would be fun!)
Love the planet, hug a tree!
I love
I love this!!!!!!!!
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"I'll never tell. You know that. I'll threaten, but never tell." My best friend, "Doe"
This is funny! I like the
This is funny! I like the when someone asks you can i help you you say to cry and say why wont these people leave me alone! Awesome!
Writing is an author's
Writing is an author's electricity. ~ my sister~
hmm. like the one about the antidepressants. the mision impossible thing is totally me though HA!
FUNNY! **********************
FUNNY!
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-When you look for adventure, the only thing you find is trouble!-
~Giggles
I think this is He-larious.
I think this is He-larious. Thank you for sharing. BTW, I will definetly try out 3,5,6,7,,9,10,12,13 and 1. This should be fun *mischevious smile*
Hey there is this exact same
Hey there is this exact same thing on fanfiction.net.
yOu would love that site, they have a whole page with nothing but NARUTO!
"This," I said, pulling out my knife, "Is sharp" "So," she said, "Am I."
~ The Claidi Collection, Book three.
Was it really from
Was it really from Fanfiction.net? Well, anyways, I plan to do these, expecially:
7. When a clerk asks if they can help , begin to cry
and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the mission impossible theme
And #13. That one rocks!
~ You're my rival, and a really great friend of mine!~ - Gentlemen's Alliance Cross, Volume 4 by Arina Tanemura