Another One of Kat's Lame Songs... (URGH!)

This once took place, on a bright sunday
when a tall green squishy boy
went to a purple hard cracked-up nut

they smiled at each other
said shy 'hi's and smiled again
love was in the air
what more could you expect?

"oh my darling!"
said the boy
"my sweet purple darling!,
you make my day
a very happy day!
don't you say no!
it would just break my heart!
i love you nutty!
won't you come with me!"

with that the nut
blushed all over purple
her purple vanished
and became crimson red

all onlookers
couldn't help but smile
"what a wonderful pair", thought they
"they would make!"

"My lovely darling!"
said the purple nut
"as much as it hurts
i'll have to say know,
my heart is breaking
my mind is on fire!
but my dear darling
my valentine is chosen!
he is more dusty*!
more far dusty*!
than you my green love!
he is my valentine!"

oh! how the jelly* cracked up!
to hear his purple love
had gone for someone else!
how could she do this,
thought he,
i was so faithful
she has betrayed me
my heart broken!
alas! i cannot do now,
anything to her,
for it is far too late
and i love her so!

but i will avenge!
my purple love!
that freaky dusty*
is going to hell!
it's payack time, yes!
i'll drive a stake!
right through his wicked heart
before i kill her!

with that he stood up
from his kneeling stand
and swore for minutes, few, before
he pushed her down the lake!
there went purple nut!
washed down the stream
jelly watched her quietly
tears rolling down his cheeks.