Dark Moon Diary, Courtesy of your favorite reviewer! [come on, you know you love me!:)]

Okay, this book is about a young girl named Pricsilla who's parents die. Stop to sob and sniff.
She is sent to live in a strange town with relatives she has never met. Blood sucking leeches.
Literaly, these guys SUCK BLOOD!
Her aunt is overly enthusiastic, her uncle is a dope, and her cousing Kitten is super popular and super nasty.
Priscilla has to deal with a long list of problems:

1. On her first day at highschoool she is bitten by a zombie, barely saved by pretty young witch.
2. NO ONE WILL SERVE HUMAN FOOD! She is forced to live off the blackberry bushes in front of the school!
3. She finds out her mom lied to her her whole life. Her mother was a VAMPIRE!
4. This skinny goth dude starts hitting on her.
5. Kitten likes him.
6. So she gets revenge
7. BY TORCHING PRICSILLA'S LOCKER WHICH CONTAINS THE ONLY PICTURE SHE HAS LEFT OF HER PARENTS!!!
8. On top of all that. Her best friend there is the freaking BOOGIE - MONSTER who lives under her bed!

Things start looking up by the end of the book though. Her Uncle Wolfgar finally figures out how to cook for humans[kinda], Kitten is cowed by Pricsilla's rath[for now], and now she has made friends with the pretty witch and her baseball playing werewolf boyfriend!
And if the cooking thing doesn't work out..... well her old best friend is sending some oreos!