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Gabriella in Math Class, Doodling |
April 11th, 2008
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation.
Satan had just departed from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.
"Yes, sir, I just caught a World full of people down there. I set me a trap and used a little bait.
I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"
"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"
"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.
"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked "Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. See, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you then kill you. You don't want those people!!"
"How much?" He asked again. Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears, and your life."
Jesus said without hesitation, "DONE!"
Then He paid the price.
- Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the World's going to Hell?
- Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan?
- Isn't it funny how you can repost a thousand jokes through bulletins and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending bulletins regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?
- Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
- I pray, for everyone who reposts this, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them.
- And send it back to the person who sent it, to let them know you care.
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Thanks for the insight, I
Thanks for the insight, I can't believe nobbody elso commented on this!
Ordinary? Get away from me before I catch it, ugh!
First off, let me state I'm
First off, let me state I'm Comtepmart more than Conservative when it comes to worship, and I'm ready to challege The Man (not God, but the Preacher) and obviously this was made from a Fire and Brimstone Man. It's very confusing and of course, there are BETTER ways of getting this idea across, I mean, really. Chain E-mail, how LOW can you GET?!
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WHAT? My friends and
WHAT? My friends and relatives send me these things! I like it! Makes me really think and reflect on myself. And if you don't like it, then WHATEVER!
[Ron said,] "Look, let me go back and hit Percy!"
"No," [Hermoine] answered firmly.
"It'll make me feel better!"
Ron and Hermoine in HP 6
THEN DON'T FREAKIN' SEND ME
THEN DON'T FREAKIN' SEND ME THEM!
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FINE! [Ron said,] "Look,
FINE!
[Ron said,] "Look, let me go back and hit Percy!"
"No," [Hermoine] answered firmly.
"It'll make me feel better!"
Ron and Hermoine in HP 6
No offense, but these things
No offense, but these things are INCREDIBLY stupid. humans trashed the world, not god (you're not the only religion!). You don't have to believe in god to make the world a better place. In fact, if you just believe in god and think you're doing something good, think again. Humans are on this world, and we're the ones that have to change it.
And also: kazel's right. chain mail???? seriously.
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If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!
-Peter Pan
Whatever. Me and my friends
Whatever. Me and my friends at school love getting this stuff. There was this one with houses of celebs, and when they went to Britney Spears, it was those trailer parks, and when they went to OJ Simpson, it was a jail cell. LOL. ;)
[Ron said,] "Look, let me go back and hit Percy!"
"No," [Hermoine] answered firmly.
"It'll make me feel better!"
Ron and Hermoine in HP 6
by Hydra, Bambi's
by Hydra, Bambi's sister
Yay, thanks for posting that! It's so awesome... I totally agree with it, Gabriella. Awesome!
"Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?" ~a verse from my new FAVORITEST song ever Dimelo by Enrique Iglesias translated into english!!! (spanish is better!)