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Patrick in my house... |
April 12th, 2008
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Billy Junior the Third. He liked pie. He colonized a town called pieville. They all ate apples. Billy J. thought this was kind of weird. So he jumped off a cliff. Bye bye Billy J. ! Then he died. Duh. The next day, a birdie was flying around spontaneously. Then, it exploded. Billy's parents were worried. Billy never came back yesterday. So they jumped off a building. 10 storied high. They died. Except, they didn't. Then they went back and did it again. Weird? Not really. This time a hawk mistook the 6 foot tall mother for a small mouse. The hawk dove and attacked the mother. Bye bye mother! The father kept falling. They he jumped. Then, he called his friend. They talked. Then, he hit the ground. Bye bye father! THE END. Sort of. Not really. Then, a random hobo goes to get health care. A duck quackeded. The REAL end.
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that was disturbing on many
that was disturbing on many levels... good job!
what other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart!
what jailer so inexorable as one's self! -- nathaniel hawthorne
Tank you! No i did not mean
Tank you! No i did not mean thank you. Tank you.
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You did a good job at making
You did a good job at making that make no sence.
Yeah, I
Yeah, I try
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