50 things to do in hottopic!

by The OutCast (aka Maron/Robin) in Achaea

from another website but its so cool!

1. Go to the hair dye section and randomly "sample" them
2. Get a pair of baby shoes and ask an employee if they have it in a size 25
3. Find a pair of destroyed or holey jeans. Take them to the counter, and insist they are defective and you should get a discount.
4. Make a poster that says "free hugs" and stand in the store incessantly singing "I feel pretty"
5. Dance like a maniac in the middle of the sales floor to their music.
6. Go to the clearance section and ask for something from the top shelf. Say it's what you wanted so they put the ladder away. Find the same employee and say you changed your mind so they have to get the ladder out again. Repeat.
7. Ask the cashier if they are single if they say no, wait ten minutes, go back and say "how about now"
8. Bring a friend with you at the store. You tell the Sales people to turn down the music because something wrong with your ear and it cant be exposed to loud music (make sure to hold a lot of their clothes, so they'd think you're actually spending money). Then get your friend to ask them to turn it up because you can barely hear the song.
9. If there is anyone in there wearing a shirt that says ABERCROMBIE or HOLLISTER, completely fawn over them and ask "WHERE did you get your shirt!?!?!"
10. Get a bottle of nail polish and ask an employee "do you think this eye shadow is my color?"
11. Say things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your shirts?"
12. Ask the employees to please turn the lights on because you are afraid of the dark
13. Ask an employee "do you know where your pads are?"
14. Go up to the cashier and say: Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, lets go screw.
15. Go to a random customer and tell them the cashier has aids
16. Stand in front of the store with a sign that says "std infested and proud"
17. Stand in front of the store with a sign that says: "I got an STD from one of the cashiers. I couldn't resist him though."
18. If there is a guy employee, walk up to him, lean over and say "nice rack"
19. Ask a cashier where the dressing rooms are. when they tell you there isnt one, strip right there and change into your clothes
20. When the cashier watches ask him: "You like what you see?"
21. Ask the cashier when the best time to shoplift is
22. Go up to an employee and say "have you called jenny yet?"
23. If you are a guy ask a cashier if you can buy her panties to match yours
24. Stand in front of the store with a long dress and a cross in your hand. Every time a customer comes in yell "I rebuke you Satan!"
25. Run into hot topic shouting: "THE DEVIL IS HERE! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!"
26. Spell your name in huge letters with nail polish on the display window
27. Go into Hollister and get a bunch of people to get posters and boycott hot topic
28. Walk around hot topic singing nightmare before Christmas songs, preferably this is Halloween
29. Ask all the employees for a piggy back ride.
30. Go to Hollister and buy the preppiest clothes you can find. Redress the mannequins at hot topic with them.
31. Get about 20 buttons from the bucket. Come back 20 minutes later and get a refund.
32. Ask an employee where are your prince tees?"
33. Get a DVD, go to the cashier and say "I would like to rent this please"
34. Ask an employee if she wants a spongebob thong
35. Walk up to the cashier and ask: "do you have emo porn?
36. Go into the store, find a guy employee. get his name, then go buy a bunch of lingerie, wrap it and leave it on the desk with is name on it
37. Ask the girls if they would like a part in "Girls Gone Wild:Emo Edition"
38. If you see a girl with clip in hair extensions, pull them out, cry hysterically and yell "I dont know who you are anymore!"
39. Go up to a guy cashier and say: "I heard the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Well, I have peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth and I need help getting it unstuck."
40. Tell an employee you like their shirt. When they thank you say you would like it better off.
41. Walk up to a cashier and ask: "where are you pocket pen protectors?"
42. If its Christmas, sit on the checkout counter with a Santa hat on and a bell. Insist that you will ring the bell for money.
43. Show people a picture of yourself and ask them "have you seen this person?"
44. Go up to an employee, lick your thumb and say "hang on, you got a smudgee"
45. Walk up to an employee and say: "WET WILLY TIME!"
46. Ask all the employees if they would like to go to a fergie concert with you
47. Sell High School Musical DVDs in front of the store
48. Order a milkshake and large fries at the checkout counter
49. Walk up to a random person and ask: "can you come with me to the dressing rooms? I need help getting my bra off."
50. When your favorite song comes on, fall to the floor in the fetal position and scream "NO NOT THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"