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The OutCast (aka Maron/Robin) in Achaea |
Make fun of the people passing you by.
19. When someone's talking on their cell, walk up behind them and stare them down at the back of their head. They finally turn to you and say something. Copy them.
18. Watch the TV's in the electronic section.
17. [If they have them] play the PS2(or Xbox) in the electronic section. Every time a kid passes by, cradle the remote and glare at
them.
16. Stare at the lava lamps and when someone starts to pass by you, say, "Preeeeeeetyyyyyyyy."
15. Apply your makeup(For guys, fix your hair) using the security camera.
14. Make farting noises every time a barbie doll girl walks by. Look at all the hot guys around and say, "Big things come from little packages, right?"
13. Take one of those big bouncy balls and throw them at people.
12. Find an old country channel on all the radios(They all have to be the same channel), and blast the volumes. (No one get
insulted by this, I love country music!)
11. Set all the alarm clocks go off in one minute, with the volumes blasted
10. Shop. From other people's carts
9. Take a kid's succor and then pass a baby and swap the succor with his milk.
8. Dance like a maniac in the isles while singing, 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T', 'Y.M.C.A', 'Shout!', or 'Too Sexy', or all of them combined
7. Go up to another customer and ask "How much are the greenbeans?" when they tell you how much, start yelling at them to lower the price
6. At the cash register, look over the person's shoulder and when they look at you, you say "Oh, I was going to pay for that"
5. Get the doggy ice cream boxes and swap them with the human's ice cream boxes
4. Go to the bedding area and pick out your favorite bedding, and pillow and make a pallet on the ground
3. Grab a wrapping paper tube and whack people in the head and when they turn around, start whistling with the tube behind your back
2. Grab a bag of chex mix, and open them. When you pass by people, hold the bag out and let them take a handful of the mix while you eat also.
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called "brightness," but it doesn't work.
--Anonymous
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