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The OutCast (aka Maron/Robin) in Achaea |
1. every gunshot, scream "hit the floor" and jump down
2. During the film, leave, announcing loudly that you are going to the bathroom
3. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors
4. At opening credits... point and say "He dies at the end"
5. Talk frantically to the person next to you in Yugoslavian
6. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"
7. Repeat each line of dialogue after the actors have said it.
8. Cry at the happy moments. Loudly.
9. Eat the person next to you's popcorn
10. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"
11. Go "Ooooooooooh" whenever someone kisses
12. Start a phone converse with your friend in the same room.
13. Order a pizza to be delivered halfway through the film
14. Tell the person next to you useless facts about Italian Salami
15. Go to a horror movie and scream at every minor thing.
16. Go to the early show. Sit next to the only other person there. Smile.
17. Scare people by sitting under their chair
18. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are
19. Bring your own flashlight... Pretend youre the usher.
20. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late
21. If you know the movie, talk along loudly.
22. Stand up for the entire movie
23. creep around on the floor, grabbing feet
24. Instead of the cinema food, bring in soup and eat loudly.
25. scream at the scary parts about a min after they happen
26. Take a Discman in, and start singing along.
27. Attempt skateboarding tricks in the aisles
28. bring a fake arrow and during the battle scenes yell out "i've been hit"
29. bring large cell phone and talk loudly into it
30. sing titanic theme song in the middle of the war scene
31. Go in with your friends dressed as the Mafia, and start harrasing people
32. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there
33. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed
i like 31 the most! i'd do that!
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How about: Go to a horror
How about: Go to a horror movie and begin screaming before the movie starts. Inform the people next to you that you're "just practicing"
My dad made that up. I did it once.
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called "brightness," but it doesn't work.
--Anonymous
ooo thats a good one! i got
ooo thats a good one!
i got these from websites
what other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart!
what jailer so inexorable as one's self! -- nathaniel hawthorne
My friend and I wore these
My friend and I wore these really creepy neon bright wigs to 'Horton Heres a Who' and she went to the back row and started dancing ballet...
~ “What, is he still mad I took over your kitchen?”
“ No, he’s still mad that society makes him wear pants.” – Johnny and Raymond, referring to Frank, on ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’
um. ok what other dungeon is
um. ok
what other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart!
what jailer so inexorable as one's self! -- nathaniel hawthorne
We also ran around the mall
We also ran around the mall in our wigs and stalked the ticket man at the movies. And then wwe accidentaly bought tickets to Semi-Pro not knowing it was rated r and even though we were fine with it the mom said no. (Damn)
~ “What, is he still mad I took over your kitchen?”
“ No, he’s still mad that society makes him wear pants.” – Johnny and Raymond, referring to Frank, on ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’
And we did the 'its snowing
And we did the 'its snowing popcorn' thing.
~ “What, is he still mad I took over your kitchen?”
“ No, he’s still mad that society makes him wear pants.” – Johnny and Raymond, referring to Frank, on ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’
erika: i wanted to go
erika: i wanted to go :'(
wayy better than a plane ride with really gross food
GRAY SAUSAGES AND LIQUID EGGS :GREEN EGGS AND HAM
~ “What, is he still mad I took over your kitchen?”
“ No, he’s still mad that society makes him wear pants.” – Johnny and Raymond, referring to Frank, on ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’
Maron: Too bad u weren't at
Maron: Too bad u weren't at the movie theater when I saw Horton hears a who, cuz your "performance" would probabily be more interesting than the actual movie (not like that's hard)
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called "brightness," but it doesn't work.
--Anonymous
I like the last one! Where
I like the last one!
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Also, laughing at the sad
Also, laughing at the sad parts. Or the solem parts. Or the scary parts...
OR THE WHOLE DANG MOVIE!! Seriously, this guy who sat next to me did that. It might have been funny if it was just him, but it was an adult day-care! EVERYONE THERE WAS DOING IT!!!!!
Oh, this is fun[for girls]: when buying a ticket, flirt with the guy selling them. Then have a female friend walk up and say ''oh look, my date is here!'' My friend and I are just WAITING to do that!
~ I like fruit smoothies, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick
There was this guy at a
There was this guy at a movie and he laughed at EVERYTHING. He, like, tried to laugh louder than everyone else. IT WAS WEIRD!!!!
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
"Sit on old people,
"Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there" That is really sad!!!!!
"Where are you getting all this money, Spyro? It's not just lying around on the ground, is it? Err... is it? Ah, what do I care, it's MINE now." -Moneybags in Spyro: Year of the Dragon
Haha! lol... *** Buckets and
Haha! lol...
*** Buckets and Puddles, ~Vanessa:) -- "A good writer write's from their soul..." "Taking writing away from an author is like taking water away from a fish." "Don't save a pitcher for tomorrow--tomorrow it may rain." -Major League Baseball